puketard 

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

puketard by Maxhole July 15, 2011

Poketard

A word that is literally the words "Pokemon" and "Retard". Pretty self-explanatory.

Essentially, they are the incredibly toxic part of the Pokemon community who take ignorance to the next level, going as far as to attack people in the exact same community of them. They generally act very immature, and would be willing to start a flame war to anyone not agreeing with them. Should Pokemon be shunned in any way possible, they would begin to freak out about it regardless of the actual meaning. They also don't have a lick of respect for people with differing opinions, so if you are a fan of Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Yo-Kai Watch, or prefer the earlier generations of the Pokemon series, expect to be attacked in the most discrete way possible.

You can find an exceedingly large amount of Poketards causing flame wars in DEATH BATTLE!'s video "Pokemon vs Digimon".

Sam: And the number one video game goes out to Metal Gear Solid!
Bob: WHAT?! THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP! POKEMON DESERVES TO BE NUMBER ONE! I DON'T CARE WHAT EVIDENCE THERE IS FOR MGS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO GAME! POKEMON DESERVES IT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Sam: Can you shut up already, Poketard?

Joe: I'm personally a big fan of the first generation of Pokemon. What's your opinion?
Rick: First generation? Hah, you pathetic Genwunner! Everyone knows that the entire Pokemon Series is the best! Get a life, and don't waste my time!
Joe: Dude, I was expressing my opinion. I never said the first generation is the only good one. Don't be such a Poketard

Poketard by Person1234229 March 30, 2019

Poketard

A person with their nose in their phone playing Pokemon Go.

As I passed the park, I noticed the Poketards were out in full force.

Poketard by Almostnormal4711 August 18, 2018

Punetard 

One who is a bitch or a pussy while also being a retard.

Look at Dave! Hes trying to commit suicide but he doesnt have the balls! What a punetard!

Punetard by Irdy Sav May 26, 2010

Poketardiness 

When you are late to work or important meetings because you were Playing Pokemon on your phone .

Sorry Sir, I realize I was late to work today, but you see, I saw an Abra in my driveway ! I feel my POKETARDINESS should be overlooked as this was a rare catch! It's a valid excuse, I can get a note from my mother if you need one.

Poketardiness by woopsi August 8, 2016

Poketard

1. Being of Pokemon nerdiness.

2. The act of talking about/playing Pokemon.

1. Are you a Poketard?

2.Hydra: Wanna Poketard?

Mobian: Noe.

Hydra: :'(

Poketard by Hydralisk99 December 18, 2010

Poketard

Anyone wasting money on Pokemon cards games and other Pokemon crap

I can't believe that poketard is buying all of that crap.

Poketard by Mr Kitty 420 September 30, 2020