Punchtube
The cauliflower asshole - similar to boxer's ear- resulting from multiple bouts of vivacious fisting.
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Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
Cock-u-Puncture by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011
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accidental nasal puncture
A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
accidental nasal puncture by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
Puncture Putra
Puncture Putra is a name associated with poor muslims who are very poor and repair cycles but abusing hindus,jews,sikhs in internet.Their family members are working as labourers in saudi arabia and some of them are working as toilet cleaner of Sheikhs of middle east countries.They always dream of making India as a muslim majority country and that's why they are producing more babies in comparison to other religion people.They always think turkey,Iran as their father.They are mostly uneducated.
They always support Terrorism and play victim card .
They always support Terrorism and play victim card .
Look at that muslim man he is a puncture putra in our area
That puncture putra thinks turkey is his father
That puncture putra will become a terrorist in his future
That puncture putra thinks turkey is his father
That puncture putra will become a terrorist in his future
Puncture Putra by Abdul Nehi Manega July 29, 2022
Punctured penis pals
When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
Punctured penis pals by RastaVari August 19, 2013
Slow Puncture
Slow Puncture by Antony Jones August 26, 2005
Puncture Pants
Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).
Puncture Pants by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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