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Pelfie
Selfie of your pussy
Palfie
"Group Selfie" - A selfie taken with a pal or with a group of pals! Anything goes!
A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.
A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.
Palfie by BrandNames May 17, 2014
Pulkies
Pulkies by Abby's boy March 14, 2011
Pretend Palfie
A Pretend Palfie, is a Palfie (Selfie with a pal, or pals) but taken of yourself with a non-real face!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
"Check this Pretend Palfie of me and Justin Bieber (Poster) Oh! it was amazing meeting him!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
Pretend Palfie by SocialJam May 27, 2014
bump puffies
bump puffies by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008
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