To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.
Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.
Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.
Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.
Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.
Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.
by JZMEL September 05, 2008
<or pudwack> Similar to a jerkoff, but far more lame. One who is wack, a dick, and or pansy ass; more so than most people anyone knows. A fool, a person who should know better but stil doesn't somehow. The absolute essence wackin off embodies most actions of this person.
You Pudwack! Jerret is such a pudwack, he couldn't get laid in a morgue, with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his fly.
by Los August 07, 2004
by Steve and Dan November 06, 2004