pudwhacker 

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

Pudwhacker 

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.

Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.

Pudwhacker by JZMEL October 21, 2008

pud whacker 

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

pud whacker by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

pudwrecker

A chick who rides a dick so hard the guy can't walk straight cause he's rubbed raw.

" She's such a pudwrecker! She rode him for hours before she kicked him outta bed!"

pudwrecker by Kim Kasenberg December 21, 2004

Pud Whacker 

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.

Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.

Pud Whacker by leebuck2 April 15, 2003

Pitwhacker 

People that tell lies for attention ; intentionally a whore

Girl ; i broke my neck can you rub it for me?
Boy; No you didnt your such a pitwhacker!

Pitwhacker by RIBBS August 13, 2012

Pud Whacker 

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

Pud Whacker by C:dub April 28, 2003