puffwhacker 

Someone who has his dick in one hand and an electric cigarette in the other. The best part is no ashes will burn his manly pee pee.

Shannon likes that her husband Sean is a puffwhacker which means she gets to sleep without having to put out or worry about the sheets catching on fire.

Sean enjoys a little late night puffwhacking. He is the 2012 Marlboro Man.

puffwhacker by urbanwannabe December 2, 2011

pudwhackery 

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

pudwhacker 

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

puffwanker 

Someone that falls asleep with there fingers in there arse

You puffwanker

puffwanker by puffwanker January 14, 2016

Pudwhacker 

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.

Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.

Pudwhacker by JZMEL October 21, 2008

puffjacker 

A person who likes to smoke any kind of shit just to puff something.

She gives head for a joint,what a puffjacking whore
That puffjacker,John, made me smoke weed

puffjacker by Maniack February 19, 2006