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Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!
That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!
by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013
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Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard
Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.
by C:dub April 28, 2003
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an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone
Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!
by Steve and Dan November 05, 2004
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To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.
Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.
by JZMEL September 05, 2008
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