pudwhapper

An incompetent and annoying short-sighted person who isn't capable of performing the task at hand.

Someone who steps on your shoe and doesn't apologize (see the move "Heathers")

Jan - Why aren't those idiots done fixing the street yet???
Kristen - Because they're incompetent pudwhappers.

Jan - Word.

pudwhapper by Kristenevol August 17, 2012

Get merch

Get the pudwhapper mug.

See more merch

pudwhackery

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

Get merch

Related Words

pudwhapper • cudwhapper • pudwhackery

pudwhacker

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

Get merch

Pudwhacker

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.

Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.

Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.

Pudwhacker by JZMEL October 21, 2008

Get merch

cudwhapper

A deceitful bragger or someone associated with one. Will tend to abuse power and be insensitive to those they inflict their malice on

Those insurance company stooges are all a bunch of cudwhappers.

cudwhapper by EB77 May 15, 2018

Get merch

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch