Pudwhack

<or pudwack> Similar to a jerkoff, but far more lame. One who is wack, a dick, and or pansy ass; more so than most people anyone knows. A fool, a person who should know better but stil doesn't somehow. The absolute essence wackin off embodies most actions of this person.

You Pudwack! Jerret is such a pudwack, he couldn't get laid in a morgue, with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his fly.

by Los August 7, 2004

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

pudwacker

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.

Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!

by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

pudwacking

Masturbation, auto-stimulation, jacking off, pleasuring oneself, wacking your pud.

Dominic's girlfriend Rea does not put out since she is a lesbian, so he is stuck pudwacking all by himself.

by Jim Nuyens August 28, 2003

puddwhack

A person whose behavior implies they are slightly out of touch with some aspect of reality or unable to clearly see some aspect of it. This shortcoming is not as a result of a physical handicap.

All the puddwhacks congregate to the chess club. That puddwhack needs someone to help him get dressed.

by Kyle Polich October 24, 2004

pudwacker

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp

1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack

by Britt119 January 11, 2008

pudwhackery

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

by tuner_steve November 20, 2006