Publasturbate
Publasturbate by Choda29 March 20, 2010
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To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
plasturbate by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009
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Publasturbator
1. One who masturbates in public.
2. One who masturbates in his house while others are around, but not looking.
3. One who masturbates next to somebody who is sleeping.
2. One who masturbates in his house while others are around, but not looking.
3. One who masturbates next to somebody who is sleeping.
Jim: Guess what happened while I was at John's house last night.
Mitch: What?
Jim: John thought I was asleep, so he masturbated right next to me.
Mitch: Whoa! I didn't know John was a publasturbator.
Mitch: What?
Jim: John thought I was asleep, so he masturbated right next to me.
Mitch: Whoa! I didn't know John was a publasturbator.
Publasturbator by masterpublasturbator April 28, 2010
Plasturbate
Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.
After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.
Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.
Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.
Plasturbate by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023
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plasturbate by Ninth October 5, 2006
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I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.
plasturbate by e=mchammered December 21, 2008
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)