Publasturbate 

The act of Publicly chilling with your hand or hands down your pants.

Derrick publasturbate's at Arby's and on my bed.

Publasturbate by Choda29 March 20, 2010

plasturbate 

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

plasturbate by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009

Publasturbator 

1. One who masturbates in public.

2. One who masturbates in his house while others are around, but not looking.

3. One who masturbates next to somebody who is sleeping.

Jim: Guess what happened while I was at John's house last night.

Mitch: What?

Jim: John thought I was asleep, so he masturbated right next to me.

Mitch: Whoa! I didn't know John was a publasturbator.

Publasturbator by masterpublasturbator April 28, 2010

Plasturbate 

Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.

After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.

Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.

Plasturbate by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023

plasturbate 

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

plasturbate by Ninth October 5, 2006

plasturbate 

1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.

I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.

plasturbate by e=mchammered December 21, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019