Publasturbator

1. One who masturbates in public.

2. One who masturbates in his house while others are around, but not looking.

3. One who masturbates next to somebody who is sleeping.

Jim: Guess what happened while I was at John's house last night.

Mitch: What?

Jim: John thought I was asleep, so he masturbated right next to me.

Mitch: Whoa! I didn't know John was a publasturbator.

by masterpublasturbator April 28, 2010