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The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following:
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)

Ptoof = A*B*C

NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0
Dude #1: Hey man, did you just fart?
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)

A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs

Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.
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A tabby cat
Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.
Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016
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Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.
Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.
house poof by jakson007 April 12, 2020

Poofesure 

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.
Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?
Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.
Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.
Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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