A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018
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Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.
The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.
by jolyrojr September 27, 2021
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I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
by Hneum June 22, 2016
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A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.
Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!
by I_am_cool_maddy January 4, 2021
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“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”
by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021
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Hahahahahahhaha hahaha the Schlond Poofa is so funny hahahahahhahahahagahgagagagaggag
by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 10, 2022
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