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When a man gets so excited during sex that he cums out of his ass.
by gootucker September 17, 2007
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Ploof \plʊf\

1. To plop and poof at the same time. 2. The sound marshmallows make. 3. Nonsense. 4. The act of ploofing. 5. An alternative to POOF

Ploofs, ploofed, ploofing, ploofery.
It... PLOOFED!
That is utter ploof.
by Red~ August 02, 2011
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referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met
Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.
by FlonShnobe April 02, 2011
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the excess fat piled above the crotch region
" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"
by YOUNG CHRIS GEEZY December 13, 2005
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ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof
when i busted in her mouth, a fuck load of ploof came out
by the whackenator September 23, 2004
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when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.
Lets go ploofing tonight girls.
I ploofed while hitting your kufi.
by new crew January 15, 2007
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A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.
That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.
by Haterz March 26, 2007
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