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A tabby cat

Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.

Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

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Poofen

black guy who is an expert in sensual whale calls

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm poofen i can do whale calls

Poofen by horace23423 August 17, 2011

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Poofesure

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

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Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

Pootend by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

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Poofesure

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

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poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

poovenir by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

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Poopendestop

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily

I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!

Poopendestop by Standen January 25, 2017

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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