ptonk 

-noun
1. a person, eps. one who is good at everything.
-verb
2. to drink heavily.
3. to beat someone (usually in a sport).
4. to possess (someone or something).
5. to ruin or damage (someone or something).
-interjection
6. an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis.
-adjective
7. voluptuous.

get ptonked.
ptonk yourself!
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!

ptonk by dizzel10102935784 December 13, 2008

ptonk 

an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership of someone.

You just got ptonked.. in the face.

ptonk by dizzel10102935784 December 14, 2008

Ptonk 

a person, eps. one who is good at everything. to drink heavily. to beat someone (usually in a sport). to possess (someone or something). to ruin or damage (someone or something). an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis. voluptuous.

Let's buy a 40 and get ptonked.
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!

Ptonk by dizzel10102935784 December 14, 2008

ponkers 

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

PlonkOp

Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.

Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.

PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023

Phonk 

An underground style of hip-hop/trap music directly inspired by 90s Memphis rap, mostly present on soundcloud as trill style beats with old funk and nostalgic samples, often accompanied by vocals from old Memphis rap tapes. The dark lyrics from these tapes with funk and modern trap creates a contrast which is aesthetically pleasing to the 90s and 2000 kids. The music is brightened and modernized by producer between the age of 16 and 22, thanks to these funky, jazzy sounds mixed with vocals from Triple Six Mafia, DJ Paul, DJ Patt, and many more.

Mike: Damn that phonk beat is hella sick.

JAKE: What is a phonk,,,PLZ

FONKER: Phonk is a style of music!

Phonk by Ernestinthecut June 13, 2018

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007