psychist 

is a failed attempt to depict a person as a "mind reader". Most probably the combination of the word "psychiatrist" and "psychic." It is the famous saying used by Bhakti Shah as a result of sleep deprivation and excessive g-chatting while studying.

How am I suppose to know what you're thinking Ricky. I'm not a psychist!

psychist by Ricardo A. Geo March 29, 2011

Psychist 

Somebody who discriminates against people with mental health conditions.

If you have a hate or disliking towards the people of the mental health community, you are considered a psychist.

Psychist by Ms. Crazy bitch October 12, 2022

psychostitute

a psychology professional who will do, or say, anything for money.

"Dr. Phil" McGraw has psychics on his show who pretend they can help you grieve by communicating with your dead loved ones. That dude is a total psychostitute.

psychostitute by Sheldon W. Helms January 18, 2012

psychiatry 

the defective byproduct of the weak minded and phenomenology

psychiatry cannot perform phenomenology for another

psychiatry by YouAreNotMe July 27, 2011

psychiatric vacation 

A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.

I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.

psychiatric vacation by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

armchair psychiatrist

A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge or psychiatry. More than just advice with no clinical know how.

I was at work and some a-hole that I was talking to tried to give me advice on my ADD, he even offered me ways to obtain ADD medication, what an a-hole armchair psychiatrist!

armchair psychiatrist by Anti-a-hole October 9, 2009

internet psychiatry 

Internet Psychiatry is the practice of making a psychological diagnosis of an individual over the Internet. The term carries a pejorative tint in some pools of online culture due to the practice of those who style themselves as "home grown" psychologists to make authoritative statements on mental state and behavior without a legitimate medical framework to support their claims. Internet Psychiatry has found popularity with those who target persons for derision and attack over the Internet, and is frequently seen as a methodology used by pseudo-intellectuals. The prototypical Internet Psychiatrist may engage in critical judgment based upon thin slices of information about the subject, or by applying stereotypes combined with sweeping generalizations.

Forum poster: Wow, Ling Ling Chan in Generic Anime OVA #15 is a cute chick!

Internet Psychiatrist: You are clearly possessed of a disassociative disorder as shownby your identification with an animated character and you are likely a closet pedophile as is typical of male viewers of Japanese animation.

Forum poster: Dude, what the heck! That's Internet Psychiatry! And hey, I'm a girl!

Internet Psychiatrist: Denial is the typical reaction in people with your personality traits.

internet psychiatry by Internet Justice Authority November 2, 2007