Psuedo Sex

Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.

i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.

by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017

pseudo-psuedo-sexual

flirting intimately, but going on about as if were a joke, then using that to cover up the fact it's actually NOT a joke

do you think derek and jason are all over each other?

yeahhh, but its pseudo-psuedo-sexual

by jasonxcore February 23, 2009

pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).

Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

pseudosexual

almost, approaching, or trying to be sexual in nature.

The occupation of a french maid, female nurse, or female officer are considered pseudosexual in popular westen culture.

by Lost_Prospekt June 29, 2011

pseudosexual

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.

A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

pseudosex

A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.

Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.

by vwallac January 8, 2009

pseudosexual

the act of faking your sexualit y for attention or to fit in.

melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.

by mcbillions March 11, 2009