Psuedo Sex
i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.
Psuedo Sex by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017
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pseudo-psuedo-sexual
flirting intimately, but going on about as if were a joke, then using that to cover up the fact it's actually NOT a joke
pseudo-psuedo-sexual by jasonxcore February 23, 2009
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pseudo sexual
A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).
Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.
pseudo sexual by Guido1 March 8, 2008
pseudosexual
The occupation of a french maid, female nurse, or female officer are considered pseudosexual in popular westen culture.
pseudosexual by Lost_Prospekt June 29, 2011
pseudosexual
A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.
A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.
pseudosexual by Guido1 March 8, 2008
pseudosex
A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.
pseudosexual
melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
pseudosexual by mcbillions March 11, 2009
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