pseudosexy 

Amusingly fake-sexy. See: Busted Tees ad, to right. Assuming a sexy pose that is not actually sexy and is usually humorous.

Look at her largish boobs and smirk with that weird T-shirt logo! That is so pseudosexy.

Brad Pitt, Gerard Butler, and Johnny Depp are most definitely not pseudosexy.

pseudosexy by Emmacakes March 4, 2009

pseudoexoneration 

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.

Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

pseudoexoneration by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

pseudosexual 

almost, approaching, or trying to be sexual in nature.

The occupation of a french maid, female nurse, or female officer are considered pseudosexual in popular westen culture.

pseudosexual by Lost_Prospekt June 29, 2011

pseudosexual 

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.

A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.

pseudosexual by Guido1 March 8, 2008

pseudosex 

A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.

Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.

pseudosex by vwallac January 8, 2009

pseudosexual 

the act of faking your sexualit y for attention or to fit in.

melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.

pseudosexual by mcbillions March 11, 2009

pseudolexisexual 

A made up word for someone who is turned on by made up words.

Violet Voxel is so fucking hot, I want to do filthy things with her, but I heard she's a pseudolexisexual

pseudolexisexual by all of second life September 9, 2023