sleep texting

where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.

chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.

by mCbillions February 27, 2009

jiggly bigglys

boobs that tend jiggle when you move, usually occurs with DD's and higher.

zamnnnnnn, she got some nice jiggly bigglys i wouldnt mind playing with those.

by mCbillions February 14, 2009

homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

by mcbillions June 23, 2009

FTW

for the win

Shawn - I just got some from this bad lil shawty & she gotta twin
Chris - she a freak too ?
Shawn - hells yeah
Chris - doublemint twin freak FTW!

by mcbillions March 10, 2009

fauxcialite

fake socialite. not to be confused with socialite this person is known to be a part of fashionable high society because of his or her regular participation in social activities and fondness for spending a significant amount of time entertaining and being entertained, normally socialites posses considerable wealth, but in all actuality they are poor, low to no class people that who have friends in high places.

socialite: did you hear that tiffany isnt actually rich she's been faking this whole time.
maid: so she's a fauxcialite.
socialite: exactly now fetch me something to drink, consuela.

by mcbillions May 05, 2009

textually active

another form of cyber sex, sex via text messages.

yae: i had text sex last night
wanda: girl i didnt know you were textually active.

by mcbillions March 10, 2009

myspace tricking

when random people befriend you solely for something in return, it starts with few ice breaker comments, and ultimately ends with asking a favor.

guy: damn ma, you sexy

a week later
guy: this is dope

two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"

three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?

girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking

by mCbillions June 09, 2009