14 definitions by mcbillions
where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.
chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.
by mcbillions February 26, 2009
a spoiled rich kid, with flawless features and is never denied anything. EVER. not well liked by females, may come off as a bubble head but is an intellectual genius, debutante and socialite. not to be fucked with.
or a person with over a billion dollars
or a person with over a billion dollars
hater: i wonder how much money she has.
hater two: like mcbillions
hater: more than that
hater two: im so jealous
hater: me too.
both: booohooo.
hater two: like mcbillions
hater: more than that
hater two: im so jealous
hater: me too.
both: booohooo.
by mcbillions May 11, 2009
when random people befriend you solely for something in return, it starts with few ice breaker comments, and ultimately ends with asking a favor.
guy: damn ma, you sexy
a week later
guy: this is dope
two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"
three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?
girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking
a week later
guy: this is dope
two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"
three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?
girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking
by mcbillions June 9, 2009
mike: OMG HER FACE
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies
by mcbillions June 23, 2009
melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
by mcbillions March 11, 2009
girl: I dated a girl my freshman year of college
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG
by mcbillions May 4, 2009
joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE
by mcbillions June 23, 2009
