FTW

for the win

Shawn - I just got some from this bad lil shawty & she gotta twin
Chris - she a freak too ?
Shawn - hells yeah
Chris - doublemint twin freak FTW!

by mcbillions March 09, 2009

homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

by mcbillions June 23, 2009

fuckadocious

extremely atrocious, horrible, bad.

keisha was looking fuckadocious today.

by mCbillions March 20, 2009

sleep texting

where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.

chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.

by mCbillions March 09, 2009

chris brown'd

the act of beating the hell out of someone then fleeing the scene, later possibly turning yourself in to the local police department.

ray ray chris brown'd tyneequa, because she burned him.

by mCbillions March 09, 2009

jiggly bigglys

boobs that tend jiggle when you move, usually occurs with DD's and higher.

zamnnnnnn, she got some nice jiggly bigglys i wouldnt mind playing with those.

by mCbillions February 14, 2009

family & friends discount

a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.

paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.

by mcbillions May 11, 2009