Definitions by vwallac

butterdicking 

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

butterdicking by vwallac September 29, 2017

dirt bed 

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

dirt bed by vwallac January 20, 2014

pseudosex 

A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.

Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.

pseudosex by vwallac January 8, 2009

flake shower 

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

flake shower by vwallac October 31, 2008

niecefews 

Short for neices and nephews.

My Aunt Nancy calls my brother, my sister, and me her niecefews!

niecefews by vwallac October 9, 2006

shottle

A shottle refers to a Miller High Life pony, which is a seven ounce beer bottle. It also refers to any small beer bottle that you can drink in one gulp, like a shot. This word is both a contraction of the words shot and bottle, and a misreading of "8bottles" printed on the side of the Miller High life ponies package when drunk.

I downed six shottles in six minutes, and I barely have a buzz on!

shottle by vwallac October 6, 2006

qul

A totally awesome way to spell cool. It is far superior to the juvenile and played out kewl.

You brought me a homemade pound cake? Qul!

qul by vwallac October 5, 2006