10 definitions by vwallac

nut job

The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

by vwallac October 4, 2006

niecefews

Short for neices and nephews.

My Aunt Nancy calls my brother, my sister, and me her niecefews!

by vwallac October 9, 2006

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

shottle

A shottle refers to a Miller High Life pony, which is a seven ounce beer bottle. It also refers to any small beer bottle that you can drink in one gulp, like a shot. This word is both a contraction of the words shot and bottle, and a misreading of "8bottles" printed on the side of the Miller High life ponies package when drunk.

I downed six shottles in six minutes, and I barely have a buzz on!

by vwallac October 6, 2006

qul

A totally awesome way to spell cool. It is far superior to the juvenile and played out kewl.

You brought me a homemade pound cake? Qul!

by vwallac October 6, 2006

fluffernutter

The act of sucking on another's ball sack, aka nuts. This term derives from the job of a fluffer, who performs fellatio on porn stars to keep the male stars ready between takes.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a fluffernutter, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

by vwallac October 4, 2006

pseudosex

A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.

Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.

by vwallac January 8, 2009