10 definitions by vwallac

niecefews

Short for neices and nephews.

My Aunt Nancy calls my brother, my sister, and me her niecefews!

by vwallac October 9, 2006

qul

A totally awesome way to spell cool. It is far superior to the juvenile and played out kewl.

You brought me a homemade pound cake? Qul!

by vwallac October 6, 2006

pseudosex

A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.

Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.

by vwallac January 8, 2009

pull wool

To engage in sexual intercourse. This phrase is derived from the wooly texture of public hair.

I wanted to pull wool, but my girlfriend wants to save herself for marriage.

by vwallac September 30, 2006

nut job

The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

by vwallac October 4, 2006

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac September 18, 2008