vwallac's definitions

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

nut job

The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

by vwallac October 4, 2006

niecefews

Short for neices and nephews.

My Aunt Nancy calls my brother, my sister, and me her niecefews!

by vwallac October 9, 2006

pull wool

To engage in sexual intercourse. This phrase is derived from the wooly texture of public hair.

I wanted to pull wool, but my girlfriend wants to save herself for marriage.

by vwallac September 30, 2006

shottle

A shottle refers to a Miller High Life pony, which is a seven ounce beer bottle. It also refers to any small beer bottle that you can drink in one gulp, like a shot. This word is both a contraction of the words shot and bottle, and a misreading of "8bottles" printed on the side of the Miller High life ponies package when drunk.

I downed six shottles in six minutes, and I barely have a buzz on!

by vwallac October 6, 2006

qul

A totally awesome way to spell cool. It is far superior to the juvenile and played out kewl.

You brought me a homemade pound cake? Qul!

by vwallac October 5, 2006