Pseudowoke

An idea that would be classified as woke or leftist, but actually disrespects one minority in order to uplift another.

“Claiming that sexism is worse than racism in the United States is blatantly pseudowoke.”

Pseudowoke by GammaRay14 May 22, 2026

pseudocode 

Pseudocode is a description of a computer programming algorithm that uses the structural conventions of programming languages, but omits detailed subroutines or language-specific syntax. It can also refer to a high level 'language' whose aim is to generalise the logic and program flow of a computer program

An example of how pseudocode differs from regular code is below.

Regular code (written in PHP):

<?php
if (is_valid($cc_number)) {
execute_transaction($cc_number, $order);
} else {
show_failure();
}
?>

Pseudocode:

if credit card number is valid
execute transaction based on number and order
else
show a generic failure message
end if

pseudocode by georgi July 24, 2006

pseudo-woke 

People who "woke" for the sake of social validation

Kids nowadays are pseudo-woke, they follow all of the activism-thingy for "Anti-Social Media reaction" instead of truly advocating marginalized people

Chick-fil-A is a pseudo-woke, they bow down to woke culture while practicing homophobia at the same time

pseudo-woke by Sir. B December 3, 2020

pseudowhore 

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.

Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!

pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005

Pseudoword 

Ridiculous, nonsensical, or imaginary word made up for the express purpose of impressing someone or being published on Urban Dictionary.

Bill - "Bob, you're such a cougar monkey."

Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"

Pseudoword by yeshua2000 April 2, 2010

pseudowork 

The kind of work that Clark does, which is really the illusion of actual work. To the untrained eye, it looks like he is doing work, but people like Fred and I know better.

Me: So what's Clark supposedly doing?

Fred: Oh, he's goofing off at Eglin.

Me: He's doing pseudowork again?

Fred: Yep. He claims he's working on something, but we know better than that.

Me: Yeah, that sounds like him.

pseudowork by Anthony Coon August 29, 2004

pseudocode 

a made up computer language. could be random.

if (connected to internet){

type 'www.urbandictionary.com' in address bar

press enter

click on 'random'

copy word and definition

paste on any random thread.
}
else{

throw monitor out of window
}
type a definition for 'pseudocode' and submit
smiley face =D

pseudocode by amparojack May 12, 2009