yeshua2000's definitions

Pseudoword

Ridiculous, nonsensical, or imaginary word made up for the express purpose of impressing someone or being published on Urban Dictionary.

Bill - "Bob, you're such a cougar monkey."

Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"

by yeshua2000 April 2, 2010

Generation MMX

Term for those born in the 2010 decade.
MMX is 2010 in Roman Numerals.

The first baby born on on New Years Day in 2010 is the first Generation MMX 'er!

by yeshua2000 January 1, 2010

Afghanistnam

Term describing the ongoing US War in Afghanistan and how similar it is to the US War in Vietnam. Afghanist + nam = Afghanistnam

The war in Afghanistnam is going on 8 years now. Instead of fighting Communists in the jungles of Vietnam, we are fighting Terrorists in the mountains of Afghanistan!

by yeshua2000 October 9, 2009

thinkchronicity

When two or more people are thinking the same thing at the same time. The synchronicity of thinking the same thing at the same time and sometimes saying it at the same time.

Joe: You know what I'm thinking Mary?
Joe and Mary: Arby's!
Joe: How did you know what I was thinking, women's intuition?
Mary: No, it was just thinkchronicity.
Bob: I'm thinking Arby's
Joe and Mary: Duh!

by yeshua2000 September 13, 2010

Passophobia

Fear of being passed in traffic causing the driver to cut in front of the person about to pass him/her. This frequently causes road rage in the driver who is trying to pass but is cut off by a slower driver with passophobia.

Hey, watch the guy with passophobia in the right lane, I'll bet he cuts in front of me before I pass him.

by yeshua2000 April 14, 2009

Stuffet

A buffet where you stuff yourself silly with food. Another word for "All you can eat buffet".

Man, I ate way too much at the Chinese stuffet!

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009

fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009