Pseudoword 

Ridiculous, nonsensical, or imaginary word made up for the express purpose of impressing someone or being published on Urban Dictionary.

Bill - "Bob, you're such a cougar monkey."

Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"

Pseudoword by yeshua2000 April 2, 2010

pseudoword 

n. a word that is not actually a word; a made up word.

pseudoword is a pseudowor—wait, uh, no, no–I mean, it IS a word it's just not, uh

pseudoword by doltrick August 8, 2024

pseudoporn 

Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.

I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!

pseudoporn by Dr. Aarben November 5, 2014

pseudoporn 

An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.

Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"

Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."

pseudoporn by Vortigern April 24, 2010

Pseudomonday 

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.

The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.

Pseudomonday by DeeLighted September 4, 2012

pseudocode 

Pseudocode is a description of a computer programming algorithm that uses the structural conventions of programming languages, but omits detailed subroutines or language-specific syntax. It can also refer to a high level 'language' whose aim is to generalise the logic and program flow of a computer program

An example of how pseudocode differs from regular code is below.

Regular code (written in PHP):

<?php
if (is_valid($cc_number)) {
execute_transaction($cc_number, $order);
} else {
show_failure();
}
?>

Pseudocode:

if credit card number is valid
execute transaction based on number and order
else
show a generic failure message
end if

pseudocode by georgi July 24, 2006

pseudowhore 

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.

Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!

pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005