pseudowhore 

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.

Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!

pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005

Pseudoword 

Ridiculous, nonsensical, or imaginary word made up for the express purpose of impressing someone or being published on Urban Dictionary.

Bill - "Bob, you're such a cougar monkey."

Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"

Pseudoword by yeshua2000 April 2, 2010

pseudowork 

The kind of work that Clark does, which is really the illusion of actual work. To the untrained eye, it looks like he is doing work, but people like Fred and I know better.

Me: So what's Clark supposedly doing?

Fred: Oh, he's goofing off at Eglin.

Me: He's doing pseudowork again?

Fred: Yep. He claims he's working on something, but we know better than that.

Me: Yeah, that sounds like him.

pseudowork by Anthony Coon August 29, 2004

pseudohere 

used in away messages to indicate that the person would rather not talk, but will if someone else talks first

"im doing my homework, im pseudohere"

pseudohere by kl;kjlhuhg May 10, 2008

Pseudophone 

From the Ancient Greek ψευδής (pseudḗs, “false, lying”) and -φωνος (-phōnos, “with respect to language or sound”).

1. A pretentious term for a word which is pronounced similarly to another word without being perfect homophones.

2. An instrument used to reverse the apparent directions of sounds heard.

"In Received Pronunciation, the words 'or' and 'awe' are homophones; however, in most American accents they are merely pseudophones."

Pseudophone by Psydoneum June 11, 2023

pseudoword 

n. a word that is not actually a word; a made up word.

pseudoword is a pseudowor—wait, uh, no, no–I mean, it IS a word it's just not, uh

pseudoword by doltrick August 8, 2024

Pseudowoke

An idea that would be classified as woke or leftist, but actually disrespects one minority in order to uplift another.

“Claiming that sexism is worse than racism in the United States is blatantly pseudowoke.”

Pseudowoke by GammaRay14 May 22, 2026