procedurelistic

verb.

1. used to describe someone that is that harps on the procedure or paperwork surrounding a task, not the task itself.
- "Dawn is such a procedurelistic bitch, she is the queen of requisition forms."
by Looger May 17, 2005
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bitch issues

Noun, plural.

The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.
- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."
by Looger May 17, 2005
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immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
by Looger October 17, 2007
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yar!

Nearly rhetorical affirmative response to someone else's observation. Often muttered by pirates.
Passerby: Thee's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!

Pirate: Yar, it's driving me nuts...
by Looger March 10, 2004
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snotastic

An indefinable quality. Name relates to Simpsons reference, "craptacular," except using "snot" and "fantastic" as the base words.

Can mean many things - in fact it's a mystery even to the very teams of people currently defining the word.

Someone will figure it out, in a subsequent definition perhaps.
"This Karen chick is totally snotastic, you know?"

"Yeah totally. She's perfectly cromulent."
by Looger May 02, 2010
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noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
by Looger November 22, 2009
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spreading legend

verb.

used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
- "Muriel is spreading legend, all he talks about is banging whores and doing rails."
by Looger May 17, 2005
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