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barflog

Noun.

a portion of vomit with the structural integrity of semicylindrical feces.

often mistaken, due to pronunciation, to be a noun describing the corporal punishment 'flogging' performed at or in front of a licensed establishment.

Syllabled "bar-flog"
Dan: "After eating those bad scallops you bought, I was sick and it came out in a log."

Craig: "A log... of barf?"

Dan: "A barflog."
by Looger October 16, 2005
mugGet the barflogmug.

yar!

Nearly rhetorical affirmative response to someone else's observation. Often muttered by pirates.
Passerby: Thee's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!

Pirate: Yar, it's driving me nuts...
by Looger March 9, 2004
mugGet the yar!mug.

snotastic

An indefinable quality. Name relates to Simpsons reference, "craptacular," except using "snot" and "fantastic" as the base words.

Can mean many things - in fact it's a mystery even to the very teams of people currently defining the word.

Someone will figure it out, in a subsequent definition perhaps.
"This Karen chick is totally snotastic, you know?"

"Yeah totally. She's perfectly cromulent."
by Looger May 2, 2010
mugGet the snotasticmug.

bitch issues

Noun, plural.

The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.
- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."
by Looger May 18, 2005
mugGet the bitch issuesmug.

immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
by Looger November 1, 2007
mugGet the immediate ejectionmug.

spreading legend

verb.

used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
- "Muriel is spreading legend, all he talks about is banging whores and doing rails."
by Looger May 18, 2005
mugGet the spreading legendmug.

tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.
by Looger October 1, 2004
mugGet the tampon-fetchermug.

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