Prostitatoes

Potatoes that sell their bodies for money.

Also, prostitutes shaped like potatoes.

I was lonely so I went down to the market and solicited the company of a couple nice Yukon Gold prostitatoes.

by Swipperton December 23, 2020

Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020