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Lazy Prospector 

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?
Lazy Prospector by J Tom B October 12, 2006

texas prospector 

when you're having anal sex with a girl and you build up so much pressure that when you pull out a stream of shit squirts out like oil
"My roommate did a texas prospector and now there's shit all over my bed."
texas prospector by georgia tech October 5, 2009

Prospector

a female who goes to college in search of nerdy guys who one day will be very affluent; a young gold digger or expensive prostitute who searches for men who will inherit money in the near future.
That prospector only wants money and don't date her dude she'll fuck you in more ways than one.
Prospector by sexgod92 September 1, 2011

prosperity gospel 

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.
The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.

global prosperity 

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.
Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.

ANGRY PROSPECTOR 

Happens while doing a 49 year old women in the ass then pulling out to find corn stuck to your penis
So i was with this milf Valerie lats night and she gave me the angry prospector then I told her to lick it off like corn on the cob
ANGRY PROSPECTOR by blacktiger951 October 5, 2009