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prospector

One who has the innate able to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com
John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.
prospector by nastynate March 14, 2003

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com
John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.
prospector by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Prospector

A sexual position where the man lays son on the floor with his hard dick out and the woman stands up on the bed. The man lubes up his dick a lot and then the woman jumps really high and tries to aim her asshole for the hard dick. If she hits it then it will be so deep in her ass and she will moan really loud. If she misses then the dick will break and they have to go to the hospital.
“Bro las night my girl gave me the prospector”
“Does your dick hurt?”
It’s completely snapped in half”
Prospector by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023

Lazy Prospector 

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.
You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?
Lazy Prospector by J Tom B October 12, 2006

texas prospector 

when you're having anal sex with a girl and you build up so much pressure that when you pull out a stream of shit squirts out like oil
"My roommate did a texas prospector and now there's shit all over my bed."
texas prospector by georgia tech October 5, 2009

ANGRY PROSPECTOR 

Happens while doing a 49 year old women in the ass then pulling out to find corn stuck to your penis
So i was with this milf Valerie lats night and she gave me the angry prospector then I told her to lick it off like corn on the cob
ANGRY PROSPECTOR by blacktiger951 October 5, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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