prospector

One who has the innate able to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by nastynate March 14, 2003

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Prospector

a female who goes to college in search of nerdy guys who one day will be very affluent; a young gold digger or expensive prostitute who searches for men who will inherit money in the near future.

That prospector only wants money and don't date her dude she'll fuck you in more ways than one.

by sexgod92 August 30, 2011

Lazy Prospector

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?

by J Tom B September 22, 2006

texas prospector

when you're having anal sex with a girl and you build up so much pressure that when you pull out a stream of shit squirts out like oil

"My roommate did a texas prospector and now there's shit all over my bed."

by georgia tech October 05, 2009

ANGRY PROSPECTOR

Happens while doing a 49 year old women in the ass then pulling out to find corn stuck to your penis

So i was with this milf Valerie lats night and she gave me the angry prospector then I told her to lick it off like corn on the cob

by blacktiger951 October 06, 2009

Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 06, 2011