Ponse

A piss-poor attempt at spelling ponce.

A wannabe gangsta big radio ponse

by It's All About The Grammar February 16, 2005

Ponse

pretentious twat

Matt wrote in his music essay, 'when one listens to romantic music, one can't help but be taken in to it's flowing, expressive bijoux'. Harry says to matt, 'you ponse Matt, you utter ponse'. Matt is indulging in some ponsery

by Haziloolicus June 5, 2010

Ponse

A ska band from Whitehaven, Cumbria, northern England. It is made up of talented teenage boys. They so far have been more-than-averagely successful in the three years they have been together.

Ponse fan: "Yo KV!"
KV just carries on saxophoning.

by flabbypenguin July 1, 2007

Ponse

It means gay. If ur called it i feel sorreh for you.

OMG that dude is so ponse

by Danniz September 4, 2005

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Ponder

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021