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talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet
"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

talked home

When someone calls you after something that affects them, generally in a bad way, just to talk on their way home.
It is done for the companionship of being walked home when the person can't physically be there.
"thanks for talking me home from the pub last night, I was too drunk to get home on my own"
"I was talked home by my friend last night when I couldn't make it alone" "that was nice of them"
talked home by AfroChewie December 24, 2009

talked me down out of my tree 

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.
My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

Talked a Big Game 

Often used when referring to a person who has spoken highly of themselves or their abilities on a previous occasion.
Oi, you talked a big game last night when we were out on the sauce. Now it’s time to put your money where your mouth is!

talked them up 

When you're talking about someone and they immediately call or show up where you're at, almost as if they knew you were talking about them.
Jesse: "I hate my fucking parents, they are such bitches..."

*Ring Ring*

Justin: "Dude, they're calling your phone right now!!"

Jesse: "Damn, I talked them up."
talked them up by theturtlegurl April 26, 2014

talked down 

When your emotions are extremely high and someone has to talk to you so you'll call down
I had to get talked down after the game because I was so mad now I'm normal
talked down by Jill Fill January 8, 2017
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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