Promto

Believe it or not this is a name. Others may use it as a shitty alias. It’s pretty similar to Prompto which is the name of a character from final fantasy XV. There is no definition to this name because of how little people have it as a name.

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Promto by Promto November 19, 2020

promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.

He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.

promortalism by Promortalist June 11, 2018

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

promosm

often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following

i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*

promosm by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022

Promorexia 

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.

Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."

Promorexia by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011

proctometrist 

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

proctometrist by cyclopath September 22, 2010

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010