proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

by avl November 11, 2008

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

by justin proctor May 18, 2010

Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.

After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.

by The Proctologister November 15, 2010

proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

by kevowen July 16, 2008

Proctor

Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.

Teacher: What day is it today Proctor?
Proctor: 12am.

by Jizzabella May 20, 2008

Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

proctor

when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably

"shit man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!"

by KSGNENWHOGNGO September 2, 2009