proctored 

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

proctored by avl November 11, 2008

proctored 

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

proctored by justin proctor May 18, 2010

Proctored 

Proctored is when a MSP LEO changes words, interviews & reports in a homicide investigation. Proctored is another way to spell names wrong, add in information that he decides will fit the narrative & LIE on official reports. When something changes to fit the narrative it’s been Proctored.

Mikey Proctor Proctored his reports so he could get his friends & family off of a crime they may have committed. Mikey PROCTORED all the statements in the investigation.

Proctored by Canton MA October 2, 2023

Proctored 

Being proctored is when a guy in a high school locker room (usually gay), gets tied up and his teammates put a plunger on a door, and slam it into his ass. This originated from Proctor high school in Proctor MN

“Lets proctor him tonight!” Or “ is someone getting proctored in that locker room?”

Proctored by Bandit 22683 July 20, 2025

proctored exam 

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

proctored exam by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Alan Proctored 

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

Alan Proctored by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

proctometrist 

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

proctometrist by cyclopath September 22, 2010