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promenaded 

"To be Promenaded" -to be promised a wonderful pedestrian-friendly main street area by housing developers before you purchase their expensive homes - then to have that promise disappear after they have banked your money.

To be duped, tricked, lied to, deceived or by (someone) by being cunning or skillful.
"buyers can be tricked by savvy sellers"
synonyms: deceive, delude, hoodwink, mislead, take in, dupe, fool, double-cross, cheat, defraud, swindle, gull, hoax, bamboozle, entrap;

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use deception to make someone do (something).
"he tricked her into parting with the money"
use deception to deprive someone of (something).
"the king was tricked out of his land"

The city of Dublin, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century.
The city of DiRanchtown, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century. But then fortunately for the residents, the community fought back.
promenaded by KittywithaK May 23, 2014
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Progenite 

Someone who is typically gay steals all your kills in Fortnite, can wear glasses and scams people.
Dude, you can be such a Progenite when playing Fortnite
Progenite by Ur Mam Gay August 20, 2018

pregnate 

1. The description being pregnant by one who really shouldn't be pregnant (either for a male or female).

2. A common and very annoying typo for the word "pregnant".
omfgz u guyzz im pregnate!!1!1!
pregnate by Mocodity August 22, 2006

Promenade 

A stroll or walk through a beautiful place
The married couple went through a park during a promenade.
Promenade by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

Profinate 

The action of slightly pushing one's plate away from themselves to signify completion of a meal.
I was sure that Sam had finished her brownies when I noticed her profinate the tray.
Profinate by bogglechamp29 July 6, 2017

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!