Procremation
Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.
Procremation by jozi07 October 6, 2010
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Procreation
Procreation is the reproduction of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.
The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.
Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.
Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.
Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.
Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.
Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.
Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Procreation by Always striving for Accuracy August 29, 2019
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Constipation Proclamation
The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009
procreation station
The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.
Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?
Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!
Guy 1: nice how far you going?
Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!
Guy 1: nice how far you going?
Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
procreation station by cheese16 October 10, 2011
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Procrationalization
A: I can put off this reading assignment until tomorrow morning. I read faster in the morning anyway.
B: Nice procrationalization.
B: Nice procrationalization.
Procrationalization by NICDFL January 29, 2010
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