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Procreation 

Procreation is the reproduction of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Procreation is essential to the survival of all mammals including Humans.
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Procreation 

What happens when ejaculation and ovulation occur without the aid of masturbation.
Procreation makes the world go round. So do muffins and Jeep's.
Procreation by Rale August 19, 2008

Procreation 

Sexing someone of the opposite gender to make a baby.

Religious men who believe procreation is the purpose of marriage probably look at their wives as baby machines.

Procreation is one of the most common reasons people are homophobic.
Some people think that procreation is the purpose of marriage... that’s not true and honestly just stupid.
Procreation by garbeargao July 22, 2020

procreation station 

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.
Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
procreation station by cheese16 October 10, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Participation Without Procreation 

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
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