jozi07's definitions

Procremation

The view that burial is a waste of space.

Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.

by jozi07 October 6, 2010

ehsian

The name commonly given to people of Asian descent living in Canada. Most often on the West Coast.

Studend: Professor, what is the largest ethnic group living in Vancouver?
Prof.: My first guess would be ehsian.

by jozi07 October 8, 2010

ehsexual

The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.

Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.

by jozi07 October 7, 2010

ehtypical

Your typical Canadian.

Guy #1: Hey man, don't you think that guy Timmy is a little odd?
Guy #2: Nah, he's pretty much ehtypical.
Guy #1: Oh, that explains it.

by jozi07 October 7, 2010