Definitions by jozi07

ehsian 

The name commonly given to people of Asian descent living in Canada. Most often on the West Coast.

Studend: Professor, what is the largest ethnic group living in Vancouver?
Prof.: My first guess would be ehsian.

ehsian by jozi07 October 8, 2010

ehtypical 

Your typical Canadian.

Guy #1: Hey man, don't you think that guy Timmy is a little odd?
Guy #2: Nah, he's pretty much ehtypical.
Guy #1: Oh, that explains it.

ehtypical by jozi07 October 7, 2010

ehsexual 

The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.

Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.

ehsexual by jozi07 October 7, 2010

Procremation 

The view that burial is a waste of space.

Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.

Procremation by jozi07 October 6, 2010