Procrastifarming

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Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.

Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"

Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming

Procrastifarming by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010

Words you can keep

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

Procrastigaming

Putting off working on something important to play video games.

I had and essay due today but I was procrastigaming last night. Then I just fell asleep.

Dude, that guy never gets anything done, he is always procrastigaming.

Procrastigaming by TheDahminator September 25, 2011

Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastigaming

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.

I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.

procrastigaming by metabettie February 7, 2010

Procrastigaming

The art of skillfully avoiding real-life responsibilities by immersing oneself in gaming for extended periods.

"I had so much work to do, but I spent the whole weekend procrastigaming instead."

Procrastigaming by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Procrastigaming

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.

"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."

Procrastigaming by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026