Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastiworking

working on something that isn't mandatory to postpone doing something mandatory

Instead of doing my taxes, I'm procrastiworking on my About Me.

by Silent Cacophony July 31, 2010

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastibaking

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

by B.Island.T January 8, 2011