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Procrastigaming 

Putting off working on something important to play video games.
I had and essay due today but I was procrastigaming last night. Then I just fell asleep.

Dude, that guy never gets anything done, he is always procrastigaming.
Procrastigaming by TheDahminator September 25, 2011
Words you can keep

procrastigaming 

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.
I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.
procrastigaming by metabettie February 7, 2010

Procrastigaming 

The art of skillfully avoiding real-life responsibilities by immersing oneself in gaming for extended periods.
"I had so much work to do, but I spent the whole weekend procrastigaming instead."
Procrastigaming by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Procrastigaming 

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.
"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."
Procrastigaming by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper
🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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