Definitions by NobleBrains

Lootgician 

A player who has a seemingly magical ability to find the best loot in a game, regardless of the odds.

"How did you get that legendary weapon? You must be a lootgician!"

Lootgician by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Procrastigaming 

The art of skillfully avoiding real-life responsibilities by immersing oneself in gaming for extended periods.

"I had so much work to do, but I spent the whole weekend procrastigaming instead."

Procrastigaming by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Power-up-pooper 

A player who consistently hogs all the power-ups in a game, often to the detriment of their teammates.

"I would have had that extra life, but our power-up-pooper grabbed it first."

Power-up-pooper by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

AFK-lathon

A casual competition among friends to see who can accomplish the most real-life tasks while remaining connected to a game.

"I just finished cooking dinner during our AFK-lathon. How about you?"

AFK-lathon by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Ragequitality 

The act of rage quitting so dramatically that it leaves a lasting impression on the other players, often accompanied by a barrage of expletives.

"Wow, that guy's ragequitality was next level; he even broke his keyboard!"

Ragequitality by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Noobcoaster 

A player who unwittingly joins a highly skilled group in an online game and is unknowingly carried to victory, much like a rollercoaster ride.

"I can't believe we won that match! Dave was such a noobcoaster the whole time."

Noobcoaster by NobleBrains March 30, 2023