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Properly Shitting
You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018
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Probertly • Proberly • property • pooberty • properly • property tax • Proverty • properly fucked • Propertyism • property manager
Community Property
A promiscuous person who doesn't belong to one person romantically, despite being claimed by one or more individuals. This person has a reputation for sleeping with various individuals and belongs to anyone who is willing to give them a good time.
"Hey Girl, I heard you were dating Allen. Well I'm here to inform you that he is community property and I wouldn't get my hopes on anything serious with him."
Community Property by RAGTAGFAG December 18, 2014
Det Property
The term given to girls who hook up with multiple marines, which means she's now officially property of the marine detachment.
After everyone found out she hooked up with the sgt and then the ssgt,erika was definitely det property.
Det Property by thatdiplobrat May 4, 2009
Pooberty Boobs
When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011
Transitive Property of Butt Fucking
For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
Transitive Property of Butt Fucking by pseudomath April 28, 2010
property tax
Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
property tax by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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