Probertly

A variation of "Probably" but used around/regarding individuals named Robert.

Robert: Hop on Baldurs Gate?
Josh: I mean, we probertly could.

Probertly by Chozg February 16, 2025

Properly Shitting 

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

Community Property 

A promiscuous person who doesn't belong to one person romantically, despite being claimed by one or more individuals. This person has a reputation for sleeping with various individuals and belongs to anyone who is willing to give them a good time.

"Hey Girl, I heard you were dating Allen. Well I'm here to inform you that he is community property and I wouldn't get my hopes on anything serious with him."

Community Property by RAGTAGFAG December 18, 2014

Det Property 

The term given to girls who hook up with multiple marines, which means she's now officially property of the marine detachment.

After everyone found out she hooked up with the sgt and then the ssgt,erika was definitely det property.

Det Property by thatdiplobrat May 4, 2009

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'

If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking by pseudomath April 28, 2010

property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

property tax by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011