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Propertyism 

Propertyism means you believe that there is only men and property. Also goes by Kitchenism.
"Did you hear that kid next door thinks women belong in the kitchen, I guess we could consider him to believe in Propertyism."

"Those rich folks believe in Propertyism. I can't even bring my girlfriend there without them forcing her into the damn kitchen."
Propertyism by Propertyism January 31, 2019

Propertise 

To clean your penis before performing sexual acts on a British citizen.
Just give me a second to propertise my willy before the entertainment commences.
Propertise by syra December 1, 2022

propertyship 

Propertyship- the original author of a work, this includes a portrait, play script, intellectual principals and theories, inventions, the list goes on
"In order to obtain full propertyship of your invention, you will need to bring some kind of evidence to the court in order for the judge to believe you in this case of yours," said the crook to Mr. Minimum Obvious,
propertyship by jeffersonson July 1, 2019
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