Precuck

A buff douchebag, generally male, who is fated to eventually become a cuck and/or an incel.

An extremely sensitive scumbag who disguises himself as a decent person.
An asshole who calls women derogatory names while passing by on streets. He is in denial of having a miniscule penis and floppy balls. His only happiness comes from lifting at the gym, drinking, and demeaning women.

Lisa, I would not talk to that guy. He's a total Precuck.

by ApersonA October 18, 2020

Precocknition

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Precockupied

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.

I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!

by Michael P September 17, 2006

Precocknition

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.

"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"

by Tyler "daylight lantern" Johnson April 24, 2008

prefuckupation

fucking preoccupation

i have this prefuckupation whether to call her or not.

by Golbin December 17, 2008

prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

prefuckament

to be in a predicament in which you become fucked.

I need to meet Paulie at 3 to give him his money and some sob robbed me, I ain't got the cash he's gonna break my knee caps for sure. How am I gonna get outta this prefuckament?

by truey December 31, 2008