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Precunked in her after she almost broke my finger
precunk by Blud1/09 February 29, 2024

precuntal vortex 

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"
precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009
Drinking before any occasion.
1. Prefunk before the club
2. Prefunk before the party
3. Prefunk before class
Prefunk by whoswang December 12, 2004

Prefunking 

Drinking before one goes out, because it's always more expensive in the clubs
After 2 hours of prefunking, we went to the clubs to dance.
Prefunking by Zadken March 13, 2009
The Times is prebunking the stories about election fraud coming out.
Prebunk by BlueElvis February 5, 2021

predunker 

A girl that is so hot you would drag your balls along 50 feet of barbed wire just to finger fuck her shadow.
Carmen Electra is a predunker
predunker by apet20 September 24, 2007