prefuckament 

to be in a predicament in which you become fucked.

I need to meet Paulie at 3 to give him his money and some sob robbed me, I ain't got the cash he's gonna break my knee caps for sure. How am I gonna get outta this prefuckament?

prefuckament by truey December 31, 2008

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Predickament 

Male version of a camel toe.

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”

Predickament by Drobbo April 17, 2019

predickament 

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.

The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.

predickament by QuacksO April 26, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022