prefuck 

Similar to a prenup, where a contract is made before the sexual encounter to ensure zero emotional liability, zero stalking, zero kiss-and-tell and zero phone calls the morning after, or alternatively STD-treatment bill and abortion bill insurance.

Dips: I don't want to be any girl's first or last. That's just too much baggage.

Bhai: You're just scared! I'll tell you what, sign a prefuck. That way you can be sure she won't stalk you afterwards.

prefuck by Alan-a-Dale April 13, 2010

Prefuck 

You and a significant other arrange to meet before a date and engage in vigorous sex before you both get too drunk or something. Also is a great way to break the ice.

Guy 1 - Dude I am getting bombed at the bars tonight.
Guy 2 - Aren't you going with Jordan, what if you get whiskey dick?
Guy 1 - It's okay, we are going to Prefuck at her place.

Prefuck by OSU JTG May 28, 2009

prefuck bliss 

The total excitement before a strange fucking encounter with a person of the opposite sex

Hey Lola... your so excited to see Rich today.. you having prefuck bliss?

prefuck bliss by Lucy & lola January 23, 2009

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Profucktive 

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

Prefunk 

Drinking before any occasion.

1. Prefunk before the club
2. Prefunk before the party
3. Prefunk before class

Prefunk by whoswang December 12, 2004