precocktion 

see ricockulous, substituted for "prediction"

precocktion by Viper November 21, 2002

Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precocknition by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Precocknition 

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.

"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"

Precocknition by Tyler "daylight lantern" Johnson April 24, 2008

predicktion 

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.

Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.

predicktion by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Precocking 

To spend a large amount of time preparing oneself for a night out. This is the initial stage to "peacocking".

Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.

I looked better than everyone else last night at the party. I was 'precocking' for hours...I looked good.

Precocking by FuzzyDunlop July 6, 2011