Precocknition
Precocknition by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008
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Precocknition
The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
Precocknition by Tyler "daylight lantern" Johnson April 24, 2008
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Precocknition
Person 1: “Did anyone just get a feeling that we’re about to see a dick?”
Person 2: “Oh look, a penis! Wow, you really do have precocknition.”
Person 2: “Oh look, a penis! Wow, you really do have precocknition.”
Precocknition by Joooshy August 1, 2026
Precognition
Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005
precognition
The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.
precognition by charlestan April 19, 2006
Anal Precognition
The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
Anal Precognition by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017
recocknition
Stormy Daniels' recocknition of Donald Trump was a virtual nail in the coffin for the Donald Trump administration.
recocknition by Uncle Wacky June 8, 2018
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