Precocknition

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Precocknition

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.

"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"

by Tyler "daylight lantern" Johnson April 24, 2008

Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.

I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!

by charlestan April 19, 2006

Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

recocknition

The act of recognizing a man based solely on the sight of his genitals.

Stormy Daniels' recocknition of Donald Trump was a virtual nail in the coffin for the Donald Trump administration.

by Uncle Wacky June 8, 2018

precocktion

see ricockulous, substituted for "prediction"

by Viper November 21, 2002